Dick Garrelts
Thanks a lot, Dick! Getting me to visualize Danny in a Speedo means I'll have to get my eyes fixed again.
As for the IRS, government shutdown or not, they're always working. That Super Computer they call "The Beast" (mark of the beast) never sleeps. We're all being audited as we speak. I figure being honest means they'll get a piece of my pie, but if I cheat, they'll take the whole pie.
Farming is my way of not having to sell blood. Many thanks to the Donald for the 1/2 cent corn subsidy that put me in the black. That's what they call "farming the mailbox". Only trouble is, it's taxable. Incarceration is beginning to sound better ...
We're all crazy, either for farming, getting married, having kids, living in this climate, or following the Forum. They still allow Snowflakes to wander around amongst us, so incarceration probably isn't an option for just being ordinarily crazy.
That three squares a day, snack bar, movie theater, dental, vision, and education seems enticing until you consider you'll get more sex than you ever wanted ... So don't cheat on your taxes!
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On a positive note, I found a sucker who will trade Chocolate Covered Cherries for Ribeyes.
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